The other day a DEA officer stopped by the farm and said he was going to look around to see if we were growing illegal drugs. I said "ok but don't go in that field over there". He starting yelling at me and shoved his badge in my face saying, "you see this badge, it means I can go where I want, when I want with no questions asked. Do you understand me". I nodded and apologized and picked up my tools and went back to work. A short while later I heard the officer screaming and looked up to see my big old mean bull chasing him across the field. The bull was clearing gaining on him with every step and would run him down before he reached safety. The DEA officer was terrified. I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled, "Your badge, show him your BADGE.
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