A state trooper pulled an 83 year old woman over for speeding. When she handed her license to him he was surprised to see a concealed gun carry permit attached to it. Huh, do you have a gun. Yes I do, a semi 45 in the glove box. Oh he replied, and that's surely all. No, I have a Glock 9 In the center console. He said surely THAT'S all. She held her purse up and said "I do have a little 38 in here". The trooper said lady what are you afraid of? She answered "not a friggin thing".
