20Th birthday
* ♥ * Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ * ♥ *
What is the difference between the short skirt and short rope?
Short cord towing one a donkey *
Short Skirt towing 100 donkey **
What is LOVE?
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph down the road on a
motorcycle.
This is the conversation they had...
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not. Please, we're going too fast!
Guy: Then tell me you me and I will slow down.
Girl: Fine, I you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building
because of break failure. Two ppl were in the accident, but only
one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks went out, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead,
he had her say she d him and felt her hug one last time, then had her
wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he
would die.
“Love is not selfish so
Love is not being
it is to make to whom you
even if you are un with it.”
